Greetings faceless internet masses, I hope this bio finds you well. I have decided to chronicle my attempts to create music using some low cost multi-sampled instruments, a novation circuit and a few other cheap synths etc. To this end I will be uploading songs to this website in the hope that someone somewhere will hear them, and maybe not hate them. As for me there is very little to tell and you wouldn't care even if I did.
Is it me or is this bio becoming a bit gloomy, I suppose I'm supposed to make my self look good by singing my own virtues, well here we go.....
BOW DOWN BEFORE ME FOR I AM THE LORD AND MASTER OF ALL!!!
No I seem to have over done that a bit, if you could wait right there I shall return shortly. Thank you.